Reblog if youre bored and you want anons.
me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
alysssamaee: i just can’t handle getting mad over stupid reasons anymore.. i just can’t. done.
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
Do you ever just,
sayheyjeanelle: isitjenny: sit there rereading a sentence or something someone sent you? Something that hurt you so bad and stabbed you in the heart but you still just sat there rereading it about 50 times? sigh.. Or saw a picture you weren’t supposed to see, creating the same exact effect..
I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have...– Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via blackvolna)
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
thats what– she (via pamela-jane)
nishlo: wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders
When people tap their pencils during tests