when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail
apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world
when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you